Author: Slimdick

Scared Circle – Reddit Morons

I bitch about faggot reddit posters who don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, but bizarrely feel the need to say something to earn themselves a virtual pat on the back.

The gayest thing about wrestling are the so-called fans who post on reddit. Reddit is really fucking gay. Like HIV up the butt gay. It’s terrible. Like insult to homosexuality gay. I hate places like reddit because the users are not just sheep, they aren’t just evil, they are also self-awareness lacking dumbasses…

A while ago there was yet another muslim terror attack in France. There’s a crazed muslim immigrant problem over in the UK from what I can tell… Anyway, this wrestler chick who lives in France had a very normal reaction of not wanting a known problem to persist and dared to propose a very common sense measure to counteract terror attacks where she lives: on twitter she basically said please stop letting these god forsaken muslim extremists bring their incompatible values into what should be a civilized, first world country. Smooth-brained reddit assholes, predictably, found a problem with this.

The thing I hate about these brainwashed social media types, is that they are either willfully obtuse (I fucking hope) or they are hopelessly retarded. In any case, there is no reasoning with them, and they will continue to spread their bullshit until miraculously, people in charge take them seriously enough to fag up their platforms, products, curriculum, etcetera. These guys make whatever culture they are a part of worse. In the above image, some asshole suggests that Shanna the wrestler simply dislikes immigrants, for no reason at all even those the original thread post mentioned a terrorist attack that inspired her to tweet against muslim immigration. Said asshole then follows up with a quote attributed to Bull Durham saying “The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness,” while he remains blissfully ignorant of the reason why Shanna or anyone else would want to close borders to muslims. This disingenuous jack-off failed to even acknowledge the terrorist attack, and I see this kind of behavior a lot on Twitter and Reddit. It’s like these fools are trying to craft their own separate reality where everyone except them is a hateful, unenlightened bigot, while they ignore actual harmful behaviors. So annoying…

One person in the thread at the top of the above image proves to not be a zombie retard, but they wrote their post very sheepishly, probably to avoid being down-voted or banned. I couldn’t stand having to delicately craft a response to glaring idiocy. We should be able to call an idiot an idiot harshly and swiftly. There is so much bullshit going on all over the world all the time, and it is great to be able to cut through it and get to the truth of the matter. But these social media platforms are not designed for truth; they are design for propoganda, compliance and group-think. It’s very easy to get banned, blocked, suspended, shutdown and unfortunately, the average person just consumes social media junk like a fly does shit. And these people are emotionally unstable, and they are allowed to vote, which means they have influence over the direction of the country, at least if they are in the United States. 2020 has been a shit year, and the mentalities of the typical reddit user are part of why shit doesn’t get better; because they are incapable of stomaching an idea that runs counter to what they’ve been programmed to believe.

Indigenous People’s Day is RETARDED: a Better Idea!

I saw online that today was Indigenous Peoples’ Day and I remembered that today was actually Columbus Day, because I’m not retarded. If you happen to be ignorant, Columbus Day is a federal holiday that recognizes the man who discovered the land that we know today as America. The Americas! I think he was Italian and was working for the Spanish or something, but I don’t remember because I never cared and no one ever really made a big deal about it before.

Times, however, have changed and now every one is in a rush to fellate the victim of the hour, so whiny insufferable piss-babies are pushing to CANCEL Christopher Columbus and affirmative action HIS holiday away to the NATIVE AMERICANS (whom I don’t have any issue with.)

I understand that sheeple are deeply concerned about the atrocities of racism when white people are the beneficiaries, but the idea of removing Columbus from holiday status, and transferring that status to the “indigenous” people is strange to me because it is a lot like a participation trophy. They don’t celebrate winners, they prop up losers, and in the battle of whose people are thriving in America, the indigenous people have thoroughly been defeated. Thus, in my mind, there is no question that today is Columbus’ Day (not that I would have given a shit.)

If the sheeple are so hard pressed to destroy Columbus and give HIS day away – the day he earned by discovering the continent in which I and all the shitbags I know reside – I have a proposition: call it ‘Nigger’s Day.’ I’ll explain why.

Columbus was important because he did something. Columbus took actions that essentially expanded the world and dramatically altered the lives of future generations. Sure, other people would likely have done it eventually, but he did it which is why he gets a shitty holiday. People who accomplish things tend to get praise and recognition. With that in mind, the native Americans, in terms of revealing the Americas to the world at large, contributed nothing. They were just there. If we are giving away holidays to people who have done nothing, well, who have done less than niggers? I understand that people sheeple are kinda upset that the indigenous Americans got wiped out, but mofos are OUTRAGED that black people are being sometimes killed by Whites and authority figures, and it is clearly a bigger deal today than whatever happened with the natives. If it weren’t, there wouldn’t be so many riots over black people, and there would be some for the poor native Americans.

Looking through a modern lens, people care far more about blacks than the indigenous Americans who were ‘victimized.’ You might think the indigenous people need recognition, but what happened to them occurred centuries ago; it just isn’t relevant. I know it isn’t relevant, because so many historical statues and monuments have been removed, defaced or replaced; no one gives a shit about history, just the present! With present day values being all that matters, and blacks being believed to be the biggest victims, and people frothing at the mouth to honor those who are just here and don’t do nuffin, the most fitting group to reappropriate Columbus Day for are the niggers! Niggers are kind of just here for better or worse, they are a fresher, more relatable victim group because the news makes a huge deal the few times someone who isn’t a fellow nigger deads one of them, and kids love ’em (rap music is very popular these days.)

Since you all want to give a holiday (Columbus Day) to veritable losers who got killed off (the indigenous people of America) I strongly suggest you instead bestow said holiday to a group that people today actually pretend to give a shit about (the shitskins niggers.) If niggers get Columbus, perhaps they will mellow out, stop bitching all the time, and race relations can improve back to the levels they were at 25 years ago. But, well, you don’t want to reward bad behavior, so maybe we should just say fuck niggers, fuck sjw malcontents, and get on with our lives.

Destroy Boys Got Destroyed

They just wanted to be rich and famous like everybody else!

I don’t think very many people will care or even know about Destroy Boys if they don’t come out of hiding, but I made a stupid little video a while back where supposedly-dead billionaire pedophile Jefferey Epstein licked on the face of the lead singer of Destroy Boys. Destroy Boys are super woke, super gay, super feminist… Just super California as far as I can tell (I’ve never been)… So it’s hilarious that they got so much shit that they deleted their twitter accounts and their snowflake fans (the vocal ones) are mad at them. The left truly do eat their own.

The cancelling I guess started from a #metoo like movement where a bunch of shitty music people started snitching on other shitty music people about the particular ways in which the accused shitty music people are shitty. In the Destroy Boys case, this chick from another band was salty because she felt like she had to suck dick for tour dates when she was sixteen, and I’m guessing she was upset because the Destroy Boys didn’t have to do that or something…

None of this matters and I’m not explaining anything well, but I figure I should touch on it since I mentioned Destroy Boys before.

Twats: Hate Hair (Allegedly)

A colored silly man and a colored sensible woman weigh in on Twitter

In the above image, African Jason says of Adele’s hair, “the bantu knots are far too much,” which only makes any sense if you’re overly sensitive and attached to intangible ideas that you cannot own, or you just care too much about how people fashion themselves in general. The hairstyle is unusual for her, sure, but too much? Ridiculous notion. African Jason also makes an argument in Adele’s defense about how she’s not completely detached from black people, as if anyone needs a reason to wear their hair however the hell they want. As if anyone ever needs to justify their choice of hairdo to anyone else…

I don’t love Adele. I don’t hate Adele. I don’t often think of Adele and I don’t go out of my way to listen to her music, but I am proud of Adele. Why? Because she lost the goddamn weight and looks like a normal, happy human! And for that reason, when I see people (I use that term loosely) shitting on Adele for how she chooses to style or present herself, I cannot help but think that those sad losers can go fuck themselves. They already have mentally…

I get why black people are proud of their hair and their features. I can kind of understand taking pride in styles commonly or primarily used by black people, because speaking specifically to the hair situation, black people are working under special conditions. Their hair is nappy. “Our hair is nappy,” people who know me would expect me to say. Based on my own hair I can say that people who are the same kind of black as myself, who choose to not shave themselves bald, know a special kind of struggle to make the wool atop their heads look acceptable. So when there is a style that works well with your brand of nappy, I understand having an appreciation for that style and maybe even singing it’s praises, if you’re into that.

What I do not get are the possessive, “only black people should wear this style,” pea-brained idiots who blow a gasket when they see a white person daring to wear “their” hairdo. The victim mentality is strong with these people and it is pathetic. FUCK ‘EM! Although I will say, I had a difficult time finding anyone who seemed upset on twitter about this. I didn’t look very much, but I’ve seen bitching about culturally appropriating hair in the past, so I know someone was seething about Adele’s festival hair. And that person… Is human dog shit.

2020.5 – The Halfway Point

The year 2020, up to June 30th and likely well beyond into even next year, has been relatively shitty year. An unnecessarily shitty year in terms of the way people behave and think. You might not notice it in person if you live in a non-shitty area. You might have more time on your hands than ever before with less stress if you have a stable source of income, and if so, that is a bright side of an otherwise dark year.

The big bullshit of the year is the overblown corona virus hoax that the powers that be are letting obliterate the economy. The other bullshit has to do with race, and push for everyone to make blacks out to be perpetual victims of “the system” from which they apparently will never prosper. Nevertheless, you are encouraged to donate to organizations named after the black race.

The media (social or otherwise?) are melting peoples minds, if they had any to begin with. Politicians and governments (who control the police?) let lawlessness and sensationalism run rampant. Corporations and public figures encourage violence and somehow the people who just want to be left alone are the bad guys.

I’m not going to talk about this very much, because all that matters is that people will accept bullshit, even when it causes great damage to their livelihoods and strips them of they’re freedom. People will demonize you over subjects the only understand based on what they “learned” from the fear mongering media. People contradict themselves and refuse to acknowledge that they do so. People want to destroy, but they don’t want to understand. Being a piece of shit is viewed as being morally upstanding. People are stupid and/or evil and they (the “normies”) have earned my hatred. I’ve never realized I had so many enemies. So my motto now is “fuck ’em!”

You want chaos! You want evil! You want lies! YOU GOT IT! Welcome to StopHaha! In case you’re wondering, the name sounds rapey on purpose.

Let the world burn all the way, one mind at a time.

Epstein Victims Be Like

Against all odds, I happen to like the music Destroy Boys make. Listening to this one song in particular, I found INSPIRATION and got to work on this MASTERPIECE of low effort video output. I thought it, and I did it. This is my contribution to the world. I’m a master class remix fartist, f’real.

Speaking of Destroy Boys, I saw them play last year when they were touring with The Regrettes. I paid probably $10 for a bumass cd. It was a huge pain in the ass extracting the songs from the disc so I could have them on my phone. I had to use my ps3. Speaking of PS3, my PS4 doesn’t work right. Sony sold me a bumass console. Fuck man.

I Threw Glass at my Friend’s Eyes and now I’m on Probation

Aimyon look-a like-a…

I’m on a bit of an Aimyon kick right now. There’s this one video I’ve replayed, and as I listen to the song again and again, I become more and more curious about the woman singing in it. So as anyone would do, I took that bitch to google, and after arguing with an imaginary man in my room, this is what I have concluded:

Am I crazy or… I’m not, right?

Aimyon kind of sort of looks like Sid from Ice Age. She’s obviously much cuter though. I mean think about, if she weren’t cute, I wouldn’t have replayed the video. Hell, I wouldn’t even be able to enjoy the song. That’s just how my brain works. So when I say Aimyon looks like that goofy looking animal from that one movie I saw exactly one time, it’s not a diss; It’s an observation.

I don’t know if I used that semicolon correctly. I almost don’t care. Here’s the video.

Becky and the Backups

Becky Lynch and myself, a dream team

There is no doubt in my mind that Becky Lynch is the man for me. Unfortunately, and as much as it stings to say, Becky is not as confident about us pairing up as I am. Why else would she have not contacted me by now? So even though I’ve been patiently waiting with the hope that the lass kicker herself would acknowledge my existence, accept my lust and settle down with me, I myself must accept the distinct, heartbreaking possibility that we may never cross paths and she may never know the loving I could provide her…

With that said, I would be a fool not to have a backup plan, or three, and I will share plans B, C and D with you all in a very transparent ploy to make The Man, Miss Becky Lynch jealous and aware of all that she is in danger of missing out on by ignoring me. Don’t wait until your old and fat to hit me up, Bex!

Girl for me Plan B: The bitch from Bumblebee

A very good depiction of Hailee Steinfeld

I don’t really watch movies because they’re too long, just like my dong, but I do watch television and lately there have been ads running for the movie Bumblebee. I don’t give a shit about Transformers, but I do give two shits about cute girls, and that’s what Hailee Steinfeld is. She’s welcome to transform her life into one centered around pleasing me, so long as she looks like she does in the movie. That’s easily her best look.

Girl for me Plan C: The bitch from Blood Drive

There were multiple woman who starred in Syfy’s Blood Drive, but the most attractive one is easily Alex McGregor, who played Karma. This beautiful young woman is as fit as myself and has a cool hairline. This South African starlet has opened my eyes to the wonders Africa has to offer, and for that, she’s more than earned her opportunity to ride by my side. Congratulations!

Girl for me Plan D: Dasha Nekrasova

Even hotter as a drawing

I don’t know who the fuck she is, but I do know that I want to be inside her, and I want her inside of me too. She’s super cute and looks great in a sailor costume. It doesn’t take much, people…

And with that, I have my backups lined up incase Becky decides to make the worst mistake of her life and reject our perfect future together. I don’t know the best way to reach my backup bitches so I’m going to rely on you guys to spread this article so that they may find me. ANY ONE OF YOU WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME!!! Thank you all for not getting in my way — Have a blessed year.