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My Exhaustive List of All Positive Happenings for the Year 2020!

2020 was the year where evil reigned supreme and poor, often malicious, decisions were promoted like crazy. I learned that I do, in fact, have a strong dislike for the common man, and I’ve never felt more alone in my thinking, although I know that I am not actually alone; just outnumbered.

Clearly, I thought 2020 sucked donkey balls, but it wasn’t all bad. I’m going to list twelve things that I liked about this year. Why twelve? No reason really, there are twelve months to a year and that seems like a good number; not too many, not too few. Here is what I liked about this year:

What I enjoyed this year! This is it. Nothing else.

My Exhaustive List of All Positives Happenings for the Year 2020!

  1. I read/watched all of Negima! and UQ Holder!
  2. I watched and enjoyed far more anime than I otherwise would, including: Fruits Basket (2019); City Hunter: Shinjuku Private Eyes; Dirty Pair; The Disastrous Life of Saiki K; Cowboy Bebop; Mob Psycho II; Birdy the Mighty: Decode; Tokyo Godfathers; and Riding Bean. I probably missed some.
  3. I read Shaman King. It was cool. There will be a new anime for it so maybe I’ll watch it when it comes out.
  4. I saw Sonic the Hedgehog in theaters TWICE! I’m like Sonic a lot, so I’m glad the movie was decent AND there will be a sequel!
  5. I got to spend less time at work. I spent a lot of time at work the past few years. My body feels less beat and I’ve had more time to spend on things that I enjoy. I realized I wasn’t spending much time doing what I wanted to do. Why?
  6. Because I got out of debt! No more student loans and no more car note. I can breathe now, but I had to work my ass off for a few years in order to aggressively pay it down. But at least for the moment there is one less thing to aggressively rape my time and money. I like to think it was worth it.
  7. I bought a 3d printer! I actually just got it a couple days ago and haven’t used it since putting it together. I don’t have many ideas of what to use this for, but there are a few that interest me. I wouldn’t have bought this if I had a car note and a full work schedule.
  8. I bought a MODE from Terraonion, which will let me enjoy many more Sega Saturn games than I have been able to since I got the Saturn as a child. I got the MODE a day before the 3d printer arrived and my Saturn wasn’t displaying video, so I might have to buy a new Saturn, but between the MODE and learning of the Polymega, my hope of Saturn accessibility was revitalized this year.
  9. I watched Uwe Boll’s Rampage trilogy. I very much enjoyed the experience. I’d be more likely thank Bill Williamson than I would a nurse, I’ll tell you that much!
  10. I got to experience open, deserted streets. Driving had never been more enjoyable.
  11. Don’t hate me for saying this, but I was fortunate enough to spend less time around niggers. It’s been years since I’ve been exposed to such small minuscule amounts of ghetto/grimy shit.
  12. I’ve got a new collection of Japanese music chicks to stan including Seira Kariya, Ai Otsuka and Non (whom I very recently discovered.)

There you have it, that is my list of every positive thing about this year. But now that I think of it, I did make a few cool pieces of art that I wouldn’t have made had I not been asked, so that was positive. In fact, I’m wearing some of that art on some slide-on sandals I ordered recently. And in case you’re wondering, no, I don’t wear them outside of the house and yes, I ALWAYS wear socks. as far as next year goes, I’m thinking I’ll make a music album. I don’t know anything about music, but it seems fun.

P.S. I totally forgot to mention that I bought and fired my first gun this year! It is an airsoft gun, so that’s why I forgot probably, but I had a good time shooting it. This should be one of the positive twelve, but I’m not redoing the list. Also… I’ve been watching less wrestling lately, which is cool, because suddenly I have more time now. And I’ve tried beef jerky for basically the first time. I love it!

Twats: Hate Hair (Allegedly)

A colored silly man and a colored sensible woman weigh in on Twitter

In the above image, African Jason says of Adele’s hair, “the bantu knots are far too much,” which only makes any sense if you’re overly sensitive and attached to intangible ideas that you cannot own, or you just care too much about how people fashion themselves in general. The hairstyle is unusual for her, sure, but too much? Ridiculous notion. African Jason also makes an argument in Adele’s defense about how she’s not completely detached from black people, as if anyone needs a reason to wear their hair however the hell they want. As if anyone ever needs to justify their choice of hairdo to anyone else…

I don’t love Adele. I don’t hate Adele. I don’t often think of Adele and I don’t go out of my way to listen to her music, but I am proud of Adele. Why? Because she lost the goddamn weight and looks like a normal, happy human! And for that reason, when I see people (I use that term loosely) shitting on Adele for how she chooses to style or present herself, I cannot help but think that those sad losers can go fuck themselves. They already have mentally…

I get why black people are proud of their hair and their features. I can kind of understand taking pride in styles commonly or primarily used by black people, because speaking specifically to the hair situation, black people are working under special conditions. Their hair is nappy. “Our hair is nappy,” people who know me would expect me to say. Based on my own hair I can say that people who are the same kind of black as myself, who choose to not shave themselves bald, know a special kind of struggle to make the wool atop their heads look acceptable. So when there is a style that works well with your brand of nappy, I understand having an appreciation for that style and maybe even singing it’s praises, if you’re into that.

What I do not get are the possessive, “only black people should wear this style,” pea-brained idiots who blow a gasket when they see a white person daring to wear “their” hairdo. The victim mentality is strong with these people and it is pathetic. FUCK ‘EM! Although I will say, I had a difficult time finding anyone who seemed upset on twitter about this. I didn’t look very much, but I’ve seen bitching about culturally appropriating hair in the past, so I know someone was seething about Adele’s festival hair. And that person… Is human dog shit.

Aimyon look-a like-a…

I’m on a bit of an Aimyon kick right now. There’s this one video I’ve replayed, and as I listen to the song again and again, I become more and more curious about the woman singing in it. So as anyone would do, I took that bitch to google, and after arguing with an imaginary man in my room, this is what I have concluded:

Am I crazy or… I’m not, right?

Aimyon kind of sort of looks like Sid from Ice Age. She’s obviously much cuter though. I mean think about, if she weren’t cute, I wouldn’t have replayed the video. Hell, I wouldn’t even be able to enjoy the song. That’s just how my brain works. So when I say Aimyon looks like that goofy looking animal from that one movie I saw exactly one time, it’s not a diss; It’s an observation.

I don’t know if I used that semicolon correctly. I almost don’t care. Here’s the video.

Becky and the Backups

Becky Lynch and myself, a dream team

There is no doubt in my mind that Becky Lynch is the man for me. Unfortunately, and as much as it stings to say, Becky is not as confident about us pairing up as I am. Why else would she have not contacted me by now? So even though I’ve been patiently waiting with the hope that the lass kicker herself would acknowledge my existence, accept my lust and settle down with me, I myself must accept the distinct, heartbreaking possibility that we may never cross paths and she may never know the loving I could provide her…

With that said, I would be a fool not to have a backup plan, or three, and I will share plans B, C and D with you all in a very transparent ploy to make The Man, Miss Becky Lynch jealous and aware of all that she is in danger of missing out on by ignoring me. Don’t wait until your old and fat to hit me up, Bex!

Girl for me Plan B: The bitch from Bumblebee

A very good depiction of Hailee Steinfeld

I don’t really watch movies because they’re too long, just like my dong, but I do watch television and lately there have been ads running for the movie Bumblebee. I don’t give a shit about Transformers, but I do give two shits about cute girls, and that’s what Hailee Steinfeld is. She’s welcome to transform her life into one centered around pleasing me, so long as she looks like she does in the movie. That’s easily her best look.

Girl for me Plan C: The bitch from Blood Drive

There were multiple woman who starred in Syfy’s Blood Drive, but the most attractive one is easily Alex McGregor, who played Karma. This beautiful young woman is as fit as myself and has a cool hairline. This South African starlet has opened my eyes to the wonders Africa has to offer, and for that, she’s more than earned her opportunity to ride by my side. Congratulations!

Girl for me Plan D: Dasha Nekrasova

Even hotter as a drawing

I don’t know who the fuck she is, but I do know that I want to be inside her, and I want her inside of me too. She’s super cute and looks great in a sailor costume. It doesn’t take much, people…

And with that, I have my backups lined up incase Becky decides to make the worst mistake of her life and reject our perfect future together. I don’t know the best way to reach my backup bitches so I’m going to rely on you guys to spread this article so that they may find me. ANY ONE OF YOU WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME!!! Thank you all for not getting in my way — Have a blessed year.